Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?


Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!


What do you call a skeleton that won't get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!


What happens if you see twin witches?
You won't be able to see which witch is witch!


Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Father: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!


Father: How do you like going to school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between


How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!


What is the best day of the week to sleep?
Snooze-day